So. I am locked out of my house. Both the parentals are away and all I have is my phone and my dog. Guess that means fanfiction till they get home.
THEY HAVE OFFICIALLY BECOME THE SAME PERSON.
“ Today, I found out that my girlfriend hasn’t really been "researching” for work on the Internet; she’s actually been tweeting the same pathetic plea to a guy from One Direction asking him to “follow” her. She’s 29. FML"